Talkin'
Between bathroom
Stalls
Kelly said the world would end tonight
That we'd be ashes
In apocalyptic light
I said
Break out the champagne
If we won't be seein' tomorrow
Let's get on with the shitshow
Let's get on with the show

Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea
Pilot said we'd lost an engine
In a split-second
I made an executive decision
I said
Break out the champagne
Everybody look out below
Let's get on with the shitshow
Here goes a toast
Adios!

This mornin'
Love told her
He was leavin'
He said they'd be better as friends
It's no one's fault
The heart wants what it wants
And then she thought
I'm rock 'n' roll
And you're golf
Break out the champagne
I've been thinkin' the same thing myself
Might as well
Break out the champagne
If this's really how it's gonna go
Let's get on with the shitshow
Let's get on with the show
Adios